PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic bo